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Attention shoppers! Holiday gifts are missing!

Attention holiday shoppers! It’s that time of year. You’re pouring over gift catalogs and swarming the malls. What to buy for whom? The catalogs tell you they’re ... Read More

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At last! Nail polish for your face!

By Fred Gehrung

Good news! You don't have to look that way! If you're growing old waiting for your antiwrinkle cream to kick in, turn back the clock with Dr. Fred's revolutionary anti-aging silver bullet wrinkle corrector, Vaseline.... Read More

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Underwear, fresh seafood, soon at your hardware store!

By Fred Gehrung

In this uncertain economy, market research analysts like myself recommend innovative revenue-enhancing strategies for our nation’s retailers. Like staying open longer. Also, ... Read More

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What’s new with that doggie in the window

By Fred Gehrung

Renowned dog behaviorist Dr. Fred reports on doggie makeovers and designer dogs. Dr. Fred established his canine cognitive center after a successful career in aluminum siding. His ... Read More

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If snoring persists, call your plumber!

By Fred Gehrung

Dear Dr. Fred: The other night, I dreamt a tugboat was lodged on our roof signaling for help. That’s how it goes, sleeping with Thunder Mug – toots, then growls and moa... Read More

This Just In

Attention shoppers! Holiday gifts are missing!

At last! Nail polish for your face!

Underwear, fresh seafood, soon at your hardware store!

What’s new with that doggie in the window

If snoring persists, call your plumber!

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